Turkey

Emma attempted to go hunting for the second time Saturday morning. Chucky woke her up at 5am to go turkey hunting. You must be very still and quiet for turkey hunting. I figured they would either come back with a turkey and be very proud of themselves, or it would be a disaster with Emma crying the whole time. I was right! They got into the woods and Emma fussed and cried the whole time. Chucky was so mad when they got home I couldn't believe the child was in one piece. They could hear turkeys, and they were coming in, but Emma's fussing sent them the other way. I'm so glad I stayed home. Don't mess with a man's hunting. Emma will not be invited again until next year. Chucky isn't as steaming mad as he was when they got home this morning, he even cracked a joke about it, saying at least he came home with a turkey - the same one he left home with this morning (Emma).